Beyoncé's doctors are gonna need doctors of their own!
All we can say is, those damn twins better be cute AF!!!!!
See the mass social media hysteria Beyoncé caused (below)!
Our minds are BLOWN!
We knew One Direction was the baddest thing since beer-battered cod, but we had no idea they were worth so much money!!!!
Number-munching economists who also dabble in boy bands — that's a Venn diagram we'd love to see — suggest the boys are on pace generate over a billion dollars in revenue by the end of their 2014 tour!!!
You read that right: 1D is on track to be worth $1B!
Wowzers!! Liam Payne? More like Liam Payin'-for-the-whole-tab-’cause-he-can-afford-it, LOLz!!
The fab five is totes adorable and supremely talented, but how are they making more cheese than Switzerland?!
First and foremost, they're putting asses in seats — over half of the band's revenue comes from selling concert tickets!
Record sales are helping, too! The boys are pushing out chart-topping hits faster than old people push out prune juice!
And there is also $$$ from movie tickets, DVDs, & other misc merch!
It's absolutely AH-Mazing!
[Image via WENN.]