All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Well, we're pretty sure he doesn't like a TOTAL bad girl, you know, like one who would cheat…
..but he just might like a rebel who wears hats with a little profanity on them!
If KStew is trying to grab R-Patz's attention she might just have done that by showing off how friendly she's getting with her Camp X-Ray costar, Lane Garrison, as they apparently share a love of inappropriate hats.
The two put on their toughest faces for the pic of them sporting hats by Mercenary Merchandise.
We're totes used to KStew not smiling, but we're not used to her looking so down and durty dangerous!
It might just be what she needs to nab her man back! And if not, it might at least scare off some of those pesky paparazzo!
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