This is really sad to hear.
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Do you hear those bells, perezilicious readers?!
A wildly wonderful wedding!!!
Sure, they've obsessed over certain marriage deets for months now, but friends of the lovely lovers say — THIS TIME — they're closer than ever to pulling the trigger!!!!
"They've been discussing marriage for a while. A wedding is in the works."
Our Their day of glory is finally nigh!
While this is Kimmy dearest's third trip to the altar, Kanye will be taking his vows for the very first time so we should all probably expect something befitting of a man who frequently compares himself to a messiah!!!
We know she doesn't one one too big, but another source confirmed:
"Kanye has never been married before and wants a big wedding. So Kim is getting used to the idea again!"
Another source close to them agreed. He or she said:
"[Kanye]wants something really cool and big and over-the-top… They'll most likely have destination wedding."
Yes!! KK and Yeezus should OBVS get married at some super secret & totally scenic spot near their place in France!!!!! There may be No Church in the Wild, but there are quite a few in Gay Paree!
They could make it out of silk, and diamonds, and bedazzle it with unicorn tears!!
Kendall & Kylie Jenner would make the most fabulous flower girls in all of existence, too, and we bet little Nori would be the cutest ring bearer who ever bore a ring!
The crowd would surely be moved when Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle to give her away to his new son-in-law!!!
Scott Disick would be so touched he might even cry into his mai tai from the open bar!
Kris Jenner can do the color commentary from the press room, so that she could air the whole wondrous event on a very special episode of her new talk show!
And Daft Punk could be the wedding band!
Let's just hope Lamar Odom doesn't Get Lucky with anyone but his beautiful wife at the reception!!!
We planned out the whole thing for ya, gurl — just sit back & relax!!!
Now, R U ready to talk bachelorette party? LOLz!!!
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