Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
WARNING: If you didn't like The Hulk when he was angry, you're gonnna hate him when he's horny!
Look, as much as we'd love for Chris Hemsworth to sneak into our bedroom at night and smack us around with Thor's mighty hammer, we aren't holding our breath!
Thankfully, there are now Avengers themed dildos and vibrators (above) to hold us over in the meanwhile!!!
Woo hoo!!! These sex toys aren't actually on the market or anything (YET), but they are a HIGHlariously wonderful idea!!!
Not every boy can be an Iron Man 24/7 and there is no shame in supplementing one's game!!
Sweet! All of our favorite Avengers get their very own product!!!
Well, almost all of them!! Where is Nick Fury's one-eyed trouser snake when you need it? LOLz!!
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