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The Avengers Line Of Sex Toys Totally Tickles Our, Errm, Soul! See Them All HERE!

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WARNING: If you didn't like The Hulk when he was angry, you're gonnna hate him when he's horny!

Look, as much as we'd love for Chris Hemsworth to sneak into our bedroom at night and smack us around with Thor's mighty hammer, we aren't holding our breath!

Thankfully, there are now Avengers themed dildos and vibrators (above) to hold us over in the meanwhile!!!

Woo hoo!!! These sex toys aren't actually on the market or anything (YET), but they are a HIGHlariously wonderful idea!!!

Not every boy can be an Iron Man 24/7 and there is no shame in supplementing one's game!!

Ch-ch-check out the rest of the super-titillating sex products…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Sweet! All of our favorite Avengers get their very own product!!!

Well, almost all of them!! Where is Nick Fury's one-eyed trouser snake when you need it? LOLz!!

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11 comments to “The Avengers Line Of Sex Toys Totally Tickles Our, Errm, Soul! See Them All HERE!”

  1. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


    The fuck?

  2. Default Setteen says – reply to this


    Par for the course Perez. You disgust. No wonder most gay people hate you.

  3. 3

    A Dildo with the American flag colours on it.. Oh the jokes that could be made.

  4. 4

    perfect timing

  5. 5

    No thanks.

  6. 6

    Oh, so did you get this from reddit as well?

  7. Bevi says – reply to this


    Ha! I'm eating beef shawarma as I read this! Ha! A beef shawarma shaker, to be exact. Ha!

  8. Heather says – reply to this


    Just saying the hulk one is straight up terrifying

  9. KG says – reply to this


    Great idea! They should make them and put them on market! I'm not a "toy" user, but I would collect these just because they're the Avengers!! I'd put big money on them!

  10. K.Av says – reply to this


    Re: Heather – I agree! Holy hell!

  11. Yasmine Elliott says – reply to this


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