They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Sending mean texts seems to be a rather nasty Hobbit for Dominic Monaghan!
This Lord of the Cringe-worthy messages in question apparently sent a barrage of texts to a 25-year who claims she turned him down for sex.
The Lost star called this girl — who wishes to remain anonymous — a "ghetto tramp," and a "dumb dumb" that was "riddled with herpes!" Wow. The only insult left in the English language would be to call her an "orc!"
“Soon we talked about going out on a date, but he got mad when I wouldn’t find my way to him. I told him the gentlemanly thing to do would be to pick me up for a date. He told me he wasn’t a ‘taxi service’ and that I’d have to earn that with him.”
According to her, Dominic just wanted to stick his Wizard's staff in her hobbit hole and/or Mouth of Sauron.
Here's what he said in some of the text messages he sent on August 9th:
"Ahhh baby. You need kisses. "Chase" —let me explain when some ghetto tramp keeps texting me out of the blue that's called "chasing" - Box office n tv poison?
Can you do math? My movies have made over 3 billion dollars. The show I'm currently on that I created plays in 120 countries. When did I ever say I wanted to have sex with you?! You appear riddled with herpes n smell odd. I couldn't invite you to one of my three houses I'd be nervous you would steal sh*t. Fired in brain capability.
Vegas?! You seem smart. I have 20+ million in the bank. How you living? Erase this number. N stop crying over me n replying. I'm not your ticket out of your (cut off)
You don't want to hang out n yet you keep hitting me up even when I treat you like dumb dumb you are. Take. A. Hint. And a wash."
WOW. Just wow. And we thought Sauron was the villain from The Lord of the Rings.
When asked to comment, Dominic CONFIRMED on Monday that these were his texts messages and had this to say in his defense:
"I wonder if you are aware that she has been calling me for over two years when I have repeatedly asked her not to…Today I told her again via text that her behavior was troubling to me and for her not to contact me.”
If she has been calling repeatedly, Dominic, you could have always blocked her number, or even thrown your phone into Mount Doom! But your texts crossed a line, sir!
Hmm. We wonder if these revealed messages will turn out to be the new Weiner-gate…
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