All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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A bodyguard's responsibilities includes protection, defense, and helping to pick out a rug that doesn't clash too much with the wall colors?
At least that's what Britney Spears might require, since she was spotted yesterday shopping for rugs with her own bodyguard in Calabasas!
She clearly looks in the zone as she probably asked an employee to, "gimme gimme gimme more rug samples."
Hmm, we wonder if her new carpet matches the drapes? Ah, get your mind outta the gutter, would ya!
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