Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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'Cause, baby, you're a firework, Come on, show 'em what you're worth! Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh," As you shoot across the sky-y-y
As if there was any doubt, Katy Perry's Roar did NOT hit the airwaves with a whimper! She roared like a motherlovin' lion!
Katy's new single is on pace to sell 450,000 digital copies by the end of the week!!!!!
Nearly a half million downloads in ONE WEEK?
That's like one copy for every man, woman, and child who lives in the great state of Wyoming! We smell a victory!!!
Katy's fab fresh Prism single might be off to a perfect start, but her biggest competitor this week isn't faring nearly as well.
Lady GaGa's Applause is only on pace to sell around 200K copies by the week's end!
Talk about girl (sales) power, LOLz!!!
Download Roar on iTunes HERE!
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