Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Y'all ready to BANG some new Miley Cyrus tracks?!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 15, 2013
What else could Miley have in-store for her twerk crazy Smilers?!
We'll just have to wait until October 8 to find out!