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Raz B could easily change his name to Smash Mouth, as the R&B star was hit in the kisser with a glass bottle at a Chinese nightclub yesterday.
Raz B was performing when he noticed a brawl in the crowd, which he then tried to break up. Apparently, one guy wanted to turn this into a saloon fight from any Western movie ever made, as he swung a glass bottle right into Raz B's grill!
That is not how you pop bottles!
At first, both Raz B and his assailant were brought to jail, but upon realizing that Raz B was innocent of everything, he was released by police.
Allegedly, cops made the bottle swinger pay over $5,000 for Raz B's medical expenses. Boom! That's how you do justice in China!
Raz had this to say about this battle of the bottle that got him into a little trouble in big China:
"F**k this s**t hurts. I have a f**king hole in my lip. Thank god I made it to the hospital."
Okay, nurse can we get him some more pain killers? Like now?
Raz, we hope your "hole" feels whole again, and, although you're not pressing charges, we hope that a-hole pays! Maybe by getting you a nice bottle of champagne?
[Image via WENN.]