Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
DISCLAIMER: We do not agree with the above statement.
What the Kal-El is she talking about? Henry is the steeliest Man of Steel! He's so ripped-tonite!
"I really enjoyed it, I kind of joked, 'Wow, he should work on his body.' Like anyone could say that with a straight face!"
Okay, so she was really just joking. Phew. Okay. For a second there, we thought Teri was working for Lex Luthor or something.
Clearly, Henry's fortress of solitude must be a 24-hour Fitness club.
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