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54 comments to “facebook-im-6-months-old-today”



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    Already????? Holy crap time goes by fast.



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    Hey, Perez! Give us a birthday gift in honor of this cutie and tell us what really went down between you and GaGa. Who cares about Katie and Kim, we want to know what happened between you and LGG.



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    Your ugly kid is too fat. A bit of chub on a baby is one thing, but your kid is FAT. And to all you libtard assholes who will tell me what a rotten person I am for saying his kid is ugly and fat: Do you honestly think I care what you spineless, bullying fucks think of me? The correct answer is NO. I always laugh at you when you get all indignant about the raw truth being told. Fuck off, all of you. Perez, put your fat, ugly kid on a diet, and stop stuffing his face all the time.

  4. marlene says – reply to this


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    Happy Birthday little one……may each day of your life be a celebration. I know you bring joy to you daddy………I wish you love and happiness every day of your life.
    hugs…..



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    Baby Perez "Daddy, Is my IRREVOCABLE TRUST finalized?"



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    Aww he's a little chubby thing isn't he.lol. I see he loves his fruits. My son is turning 2 months old tomorrow and boy I know how u feel. Time is going by way to fast. First their newborns then their big as hell.lol. I guess until then were gonna cherish every moment of our little one.:)

  7. bonga chik says – reply to this


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    Your son is adorable and obviously a very happy, content child. You seem like a great, very loving parent. Happy 6 months little guy!

  8. Just Saying says – reply to this


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    Kid has a big honker. Mother must've been homely to pass on this genetic gift, and combined with your homeliness this kid is going to have a hard time when he enters school.



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    Baby Perez "I'm on EVERY milk carton in the nation & exploited on DOZENS OF WEBSITES and NOT ONE PERSON has called the 1-800 number TO RESCUE ME!"

  10. NONO says – reply to this


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    ARTPOP

  11. Briideofchuckii says – reply to this


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    Karmas a biiiiiitch! He's going to be fat, just like you were as a kid, and because you are the biggest doucheee…. He's going to pay for it hard. Why you blast your kid all over this page is craaaaaayzeeeeee to me!!!! No one thinks your a celeb punkin! Especially here in LA…..
    Aren't you off my coast yet? Lol seriously….bu byyyyye

  12. Leslie says – reply to this


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    He's SO cute.



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    He's adorable! Happy 1/2th!

  14. kandee43 says – reply to this


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    He's a cutie.

  15. Allison says – reply to this


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    He is ADORABLE!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!

  16. MarioLardvagina says – reply to this


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    Damn that mongoloid should have been aborted. You shouldn't have used your own DNA, because that thing is hideous. Not to mention it is as fat looking as you were a few years ago. A pathetic person like you has no business raising a child. Its obvious by his weight that you are abusing this poor kid. I wouldn't be surprised if its been sexually abused either. Sick…

  17. nono says – reply to this


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    goooo gooo GA GA

  18. poor baby says – reply to this


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    i feel sorry that he will grow up tpo have a father like you… i'd be so embaressed if i were him
    karma will hit you eventualy tho…

  19. Allison says – reply to this


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    Re: MarioLardvagina – - that's disgusting dude. grow up. I'm sure Perez is a great Dad.

  20. Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass says – reply to this


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    In a few months when this poor kid learns to talk and tells his abuser No Mario will start bashing him with daily posts. I,m sure he is just a toy to Mario

  21. Just a random guy says – reply to this


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    Perez please set a good example to your child and stop trash talking about other people. You wanted to turn over a new leaf and here you bashing Gaga like crazy.



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    Re: MarioLardvagina – Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you???

    And some of you need to learn what "bashing" means, seriously. Perez doesn't talk about gaga's looks, money, or anything. Just purely reporting what's out there already, relaxxx.

  23. cymro says – reply to this


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    his dad's a hypocritical, nasty bully and who knows how karma will work - maybe this kid will be bullied relentlessly… i wonder.

  24. alapri says – reply to this


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    this baby is most certainly retarded. there is absolutely no way its not.



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    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – Obviously I know he has a personal problem with Gaga, but facts are facts you idiot. If the song is number 5 on Itunes then that's what it IS, it sucks for lil monsters that it's tanking but it's good for Perez since he has a problem with Gaga so he will post about it, but it's still a fucking FACT. Get over yourself and get some help, you seem to have mental issues with your previous posts on here.

  26. Jess says – reply to this


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    Poor little retarded kid, stuck with a piece of shit like you as a "parent."

  27. anonymous says – reply to this


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    The baby looks normal size to me. You're not going to be lean and mean at six months of age. Once Baby is on his feet and mobile, the baby fat will melt off provided he is fed a healthy diet and not stuffed full of junk food. He'll stretch out.

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    I hope mongo runs away as soon as he learns to walk…

  29. MichJB says – reply to this


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    Its a good thing that this kid is a special needs baby. He won't understand why his father likes to post naked pictures of him for pedophiles and why his father would expose him to ridicule from bloggers.

  30. lezzie says – reply to this


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    Damn that little guy is cute..and so happy!! You are doing an awesome job Perex,
    What a great fun Dad you are. Good luck in New York with your tiny little son.

  31. catriona says – reply to this


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    It is absolutely horrifying that this poor innocent wee boy is being exposed to so much cruelty and vulgar ridicule on the internet. Think about the damage it'll do when he's old enough to read these insults. I'm sure that Perez is a proud Dad who wants to show off his son, but honestly what is he thinking??!! The child has a right to privacy and protection- please for the boys sake keep his photo's for family and friends only, and not on your gossip website where shameless people who will just continue to post appalling, hurtful things.

  32. catriona says – reply to this


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    Of course, its the bullies who post these comments who are the real ones to blame, however due to the nature of his website (i.e. controversial, stirring up gossip etc) its obviously attracting some really bad sorts, so Perez seriously has to take parental responsibility and accept that even if he's proud of his son and wants to post cute pictures of him, that the childs welfare and privacy comes first.



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    "It puts the baby in the basket…IT PUTS THE BABY IN THE BASKET!!!!"



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    Re: Yeah Whatever Asshole – It's not defending, I call Perez out on his BS constant. It's just logical that it's not ok to call an innocent child that's under a year old "ugly, obese, cross eyed, bastard." If you think it's perfectly fine then you truly have your answer as to which of us has mental issues. Good luck sweetie



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    Cute baby.

  36. ukbkm.m says – reply to this


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    that baby has such a weird head shape man



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    fucking chumlee 2.0



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    Don't listen to these idiots, P. Obviously they haven't learned that Karma is only a bitch if they are.
    Your angel is adorable. Be well, be peaceful, be happy.
    Namaste,
    Lala

  39. Dorris says – reply to this


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    I am so concerned for little Mario - he was a preemie and now he is extraordinarily f
    at. What are you doing to this child??? He doesn't have teeth and yet you are shoving food in his mouth - just give him what the pediatrician recommends and not what your mother seems appropriate - look how fat you were as a child - do you want that for little Mario??

  40. Pagan says – reply to this


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    Aww.. happy half birthday little man! Perez, keep up the awesome job.. your an amazing dad and he is lucky to have you in his life.

    FYI: to those calling his baby fat.. you obviously do not have kids.. a chunky baby is a healthy baby.. he is still growing and when he hits the growth spurts all that chunkiness will go away.

    And to those saying he abuses his baby.. grow up and stop being such homophobes!



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    He is very adorable. But I agree, you don't want him overexposed too early. And Wow Are You An Idiot–you are sick and an ass and yea, you must have a miserable life.



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    omg!!! look at that happy face!!! congrats Pereuza!! Lots of joy to you and your family!!!

  43. Tina says – reply to this


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    WTF is that thing?? U.G.L.Y

  44. Pfc says – reply to this


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    Such a happy baby! Love love love…:)

  45. Kim says – reply to this


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    Happy Birthday Sweetheart! Love those little hands, so sweet

  46. sheldon :D says – reply to this


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    is this baby his actual genes? how unfortunate of you to do that perez! (if it is)

  47. colette says – reply to this


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    Re: Wow Are You An Idiot – Spineless bullying fucks? Lol thats funny since your bullying a CHILD. nice. You were brought up so well. Amazes me that for people who hate Perez so much your obsessed with commenting and to do that on a childs picture is disgusting. honestly you should be ashamed of yourselves.
    That little boy looks happy and well looked after, all babies have that chubby stage its cute, and 19lbs is HEALTHY. So obviously your all under feeding your children. Great.
    I say well done perez he looks so happy.

  48. Monster says – reply to this


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    QUE FEO!!!! JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!

  49. walt says – reply to this


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    he looks like a monkey

  50. bnietzsche says – reply to this


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    serious question, does this baby have down syndrome?

  51. Darnel williams says – reply to this


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    Wow! like Father like son!

    Its amazing how you can see the resemblance! He's definitely ready to say
    "wee wee wee" all the way home!

  52. KristyR says – reply to this


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    Hope you make sure Teddy gets all the love he needs too.

  53. MommaBear says – reply to this


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    I think your child is so handsome, such a little cutie. I don't see anything wrong with you showing him off your just a PROUD parent. Which I am sure not of these children can understand as they do not have kids. No child deserves to have such rude comments said about them. Children are as innocent as they come. Why would someone attack a child, what would really be the point as they are innocent and cannot defend themselves. I believe you get what you put into the world. So for all you people leaving comments bullying a child, if this is how you treat human life at it's finest I pity you and I pray for the day you get yours. It's a revolving door so it will come back to you. These people call you a bully on here but they are bullying a 6month old…so really who's the bad guy here Perez or The Little Monsters? Go back into hiding in the shadows where you belong little monsters!

  54. Li Li Robinson says – reply to this


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    Ur baby is beautiful! Please ignore the cruel comments from the psychopaths who troll ur site. U r blessed & enjoy this day!!!