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However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Put that boy to bed! Perhaps in our bed…LOLz!
Robert Pattinson might have stayed out past his bedtime because he looked awfully sleepy last night while leaving after a night out enjoying a performance by Bobby Long at The Troubadour in Hollywood.
Okay, so maybe he wasn't hit by the sandman. Perhaps he was hit by Jack Daniels or Jose Cuervo?
Whatever went down during his potentially wild night out, R-Patz looked ready to turn in for a sweet slumber.
Cheating scandal or not, we're sure R-Patz wouldn't mind that kind of visit! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out some more awake pics of R-Patz (below)!
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