Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
There is a new queen in France!
And she far fiercer than any queen who has come before her!
Madonna might be 55 years old now, but she's still got it and will werk it any day of the week.
And Madge celebrated the big occasion just right with a Marie Antoinette-type birthday party in France this weekend!
But she didn't get all covered up for the event because that simply wouldn't be our Queen. Madonna showed off her rockin' bod in a skimpy, corseted outfit.
We can't even imagine how AH-Mazing the event must have been with champagne flowing and music pumpin'! The only downside is we're guessing Madge didn't perform at her own birthday!
But who could she possibly have gotten to live up to her expectations?? A clone of herself??
Ch-ch-check out more pics from the party (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]