This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
What is this strange feeling where our heart used to be? Could it be…Payne?
It's officially confirmed. One Direction's Liam Payne is off the market. What a sad day for One Directioners around the world!
That ups the percentage of One Direction that's in a relationship to 60%.
Wait, now we can only fantasize getting some number 1 D from just 40% of the band? Soul. Crushed.
Liam and Sophia attended St. Peter’s Collegiate in Wolverhampton, England together, a city that sounds like the most English place ever!
We wish the two the best! Now, excuse us while we weep hysterically into our pillow, while hugging a cardboard standee of Liam, and screaming "Whhhyyyy!"
[Image via OIC/Mavrix Online.]