That. Just. Happened!
Next, Yoncé backed up for an intense
He didn’t even NEED the job playing Jobs!
Ashton Kutcher is television’s highest paid prime-time actor, earning $750,000 per episode of CBS’s Two and a Half Men, where he plays — wait for it — a rich guy!
Hope he’s written Charlie Sheen a thank-you note!
While that paycheck sounds like something we could get used to QUICKLY, Ash Ash already is — he was last year’s highest paid actor, too.
However, there are rumors the actors on another one of CBS’s hits, Emmy-nominated The Big Bang Theory, may dethrone Ashton soon, getting nearly a three-fold pay increase capping out at a million EACH!
And Judge Judy beats EVERYONE on TV and most human beings, living, dead, or not yet born, with $47 million a year!
What recession, right, Hollywood?!? LOLz!!!
P.S. CLICK HERE to see Ashton in the gallery, "Celebrities You Didn't Know Had a Twin"!
[Image via PNP/WENN.]