All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
The 50 Shades of Grey front-runner was seen strolling through the pre-Autumn streets of the Big Apple on Monday, his pecks perfectly in place underneath that well-fitting shirt.
We'd totally be his Anastasia! LOLz!! Now where are those cuffs…
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]