That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Can someone zip her up?! Ha!
Have any idea who this gorgeous 25-year-old model with the kinky yet curious tat could be??
We know she's into clothing pieces (obvi), and we REALLY know how she loves triangular drama with a certain Barbados beauty!
Her leg length tat was on full display at Zing Vodka's Kandyland soiree in Beverly Hills, Saturday!
Rueche proudly showed off her questionable body art in a seksi red romper and white stiletto sandals!
Although she looks smokin', we think the tattoo artist NEEDS another tatty lesson!!
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