And this is one of the best reasons!
In this hilarious clip from the film, Franco's character Dave Skylark is interviewing rapper Eminem.
During the interview, Eminem casually comes out
We're totes afraid that might be what's going down here, Perezcious readers.
But the tragedy doesn't end there because it seems our king of the cupcakes, Harry Styles, is pretty much off the market!
"There is… I've got someone that I like, yeah. There's just someone in mind. There's always someone who's the person you think about if something happens. But yeah. There's nothing really happening at the moment."
And that is the sound of millions of Directioner hearts breaking.
We mean, we're totes happy he's found someone, but why not us?!
Unfortunately, it sounds like Directioners can't even hang onto the hope of stealing him away, even if just for one sparkling, glittery night, because he added:
"I haven't been mingling that much… Touring is so hard and it's hard to get to know someone in a day. You don't get enough time to meet someone and say, 'I really like you. Do you want to come on the road for a bit?' We're rarely anywhere for even two days at the moment."
Well, at least he isn't cheating on us yet!
That means we can still continue our fauxmance, right?
Who do U think he's crushing on??
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]