That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
What a monumentally magnificent moment for Directioners across the globe!!
Srsly! It. Was. Epic.
Sadly, most of us weren't there to yell and scream and throw our soiled undies at Liam Payne's head, but we did the next best thing!!!
We compiled a crapload of glorious GIFs from today's event that captured every delicious moment!!!!
Yummy!!! Have five fantastically seXXXy men ever stood so close together before?
Niall Horan thinks not!!!
Ooh! He winked at us!
And, look, there's Liam!! Turn around you sexy devil — we're right behind you!!
WE SAID TURN AROUND!!!!
Oh… Well… Uh… Ok!
Hey, there's Zayn Malik! He just spotted his lady love Perrie Edwards in the crowd!
Give her a great big smooch!!
Aww, how cute!!!
Has anyone seen Harry Styles? Ah, there he is!!
Ooh, we think he sees us!
Come over here and give us a kiss, hot stuff!
Wow!! That was pretty much the greatest day, EVER!
[Image via Tumblr.]