That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Wait, what's missing?!
Babymomma Lauren Silverman supposedly reached amicable divorce terms with her soon-to-be ex, Andrew Silverman… so why wasn't she there celebrating?
What better place to display their love for all the world to see than at 1D's movie premiere?!?!
So where was Lauren? Huddled up with her legal team, making sure Andrew didn't get all of her frequent flier miles?
Maybe she was buying pre-natal vitamins at the store!
Perhaps he's waiting for the dramz to die down!
Wait, we know — what if she skipped the event because she prefers The Wanted?!?
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