If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Gloria Allred has come forward and says she'll be representing the paparazzo that Kanye allegedly attacked. And they're ready to sue for BIG bucks!
The LA City Attorney's office is still deciding whether or not to charge Kim Kardashian's baby daddy with vandalism and battery.
But now that Gloria is onboard, she ain't gonna go easy on Yeezy! That's fo sho!
Gloria is scheduled to hold a news conference later today to discuss her and her client's plan of action!
More deets to come!!!
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