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Black Keys Singer Loses $5 Mil AND Bob Dylan's Hair To Ex-Wife In Divorce Settlement!

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You know what they say: Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Black Keys singer Dan Auerbach's is getting divorced and, in the process, will lose more than just his former lady love Stephanie Gonis!

According to the settlement papers, the successful musician is sending her away with a $5,000,000 consolation prize, but that's just the tip of the triple-cray iceberg!!

Her takeaways also include one of their family homes, their Toyota, and…. wait for it… Bob Dylan's glorious mane of hair.

Don't adjust your monitors, you read that right — the divorce docs specifically refer to a super-secret asset described only as "Bob Dylan Hair"!!!

And his soon-to-be ex Steph gets to keep it after the split!

What the heck?!

Maybe they named their curly-coiffed puppy after the legendary musician? Or maybe they actually broke into Bob's home one day and snipped off a few locks while he was sleeping!

We honestly don't know!!!

Wives? Cars? Homes? Write another hit like Howlin' For You and the Black Keys frontman can easily find new ones!

Bob Dylan's hair, though — that sounds irreplaceable!

We wonder what it smells like!?

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