Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
You know what they say: Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Black Keys singer Dan Auerbach's is getting divorced and, in the process, will lose more than just his former lady love Stephanie Gonis!
According to the settlement papers, the successful musician is sending her away with a $5,000,000 consolation prize, but that's just the tip of the triple-cray iceberg!!
Don't adjust your monitors, you read that right — the divorce docs specifically refer to a super-secret asset described only as "Bob Dylan Hair"!!!
And his soon-to-be ex Steph gets to keep it after the split!
What the heck?!
Maybe they named their curly-coiffed puppy after the legendary musician? Or maybe they actually broke into Bob's home one day and snipped off a few locks while he was sleeping!
We honestly don't know!!!
Wives? Cars? Homes? Write another hit like Howlin' For You and the Black Keys frontman can easily find new ones!
Bob Dylan's hair, though — that sounds irreplaceable!
We wonder what it smells like!?
[Image via WENN.]