That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
FACT - Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate his own birthday. The world does.
But what famous female considers this beard, aviator and trucker cap combo to be the best birthday gift ever???
She tweeted a thank you message to her bro that read:
"Best birthday present from my bro @MelvinKearney"
Can you guess which Hollywood hottie has a serious facial hair problem?
It's Hayden Panettiere!!!
The Nashville star turned 24 yesterday!
Even with that scruffy disguise on, we still think she's dayum fine!
Glad you liked your gift, Hayden!