Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh geez! This is insanely frightening.
While a lot of us like to fantasize about a sexy pool boy living just outside our home (we'd also like to see Ryan Atwood strut out), Jennifer Lopez found having a man in her pool house to be a total nightmare! That could've been due to the fact that he was an unwanted and uninvited guest!
Sorry, not guest — STALKER!
According to Southampton police, 49-year-old John M. Dubis was arrested on J.Lo's Hampton's property earlier this month after living in her pool house for SEVERAL DAYS!
Luckily J. Lo wasn't home but her security team was and they STILL didn't notice this intruder!
Way to do your job, guys!
Even scarier, this isn't the first time he's caused trouble for Jen! She already had a protective order out against Dubis after he contacted her mother earlier this year!
Ah! Stay away, dude!
Stay safe, J. Lo!!!
[Image via WENN.]