The way Robert Pattinson described it, he must have been surreally, really scared to do a love scene in the 2009 flick Little Ashes, where he played Salvador Dalí!
In the movie, Robert had to get seksi with his co-star Javier Beltrán, who played Dalí's lover and artist friend-o, Ferdico García Lorca.
"The Dali production was the worst, it was mortifying. We were all hanging out by the pool, trying to loosen up. I was nervously clinging to the edge – and before I could turn around, the Spaniard was already naked. He happily swam towards me. And I didn't have a clue how to react. I felt like Mr. Bean."
This sounds like our top secret Robert Pattinson fan fiction come to life. Uh, we mean, what top secret Robert Pattinson fan fiction? (Must. Shred. Evidence.)
[Image via Kaleidoscope Entertainment.]