Kelly Osbourne is signing off!
The Fashion Police co-host gave E! her walking papers today.
[Image via WENN.]
Talk about some seriously funny writing material!
"What happened was we have this small office and these movers moved in and they told us we had to go downstairs to sign for it [a furniture shipment] and then I think one of the moving guys went upstairs and stole a computer…And that had all of my ideas on it."
She was totes upset (kinda), but soon realized that the NYPD had more important things to take care of than her small problem:
"The police were helpful, but it's hard, New York's a big city and you're like, ‘Some guy stole my jokes' and they're like, ‘Yeah, we'll get right on it.'"
Tina DID have a surveilence camera going the entire time, and caught the culprit on tape! She obvi chose to air the footage on the show, explaining:
"We're gonna find this guy. This is an alleged criminal. He walks out with what pretty much looks like a computer in a folder. Allegedly."
Nice use of the legally safe words, Mizz Fey!
The video does show a man, with a blurred-out face, taking the computer out of the production company's office inside a manila envelope!
Hopefully someone can regognize something about this criminal's TV debut, so the funny lady can get her stuff back!
Ch-ch-check out Tiny talking about the burglary around the 5:55 mark (below)!
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