Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
If England didn't have a lofty impression of us before, this should totally help!
Teen bride Courtney Stodden, Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond, and a slew of British stars most Americans wouldn't recognize just moved in together on UK reality show Celebrity Big Brother!
Whoa, we didn't see that one coming!!
For the next month, the entire group will not only live together, fight, bang, etc., but also compete in challenges against each other! Eventually all but one will be evicted until one guy or gal is left standing!!!
Wowzers! We wonder if Courtney can charm enough people to win!
His character was never all that smooth with the ladies on TV, but Courtney isn't old enough to remember Saved by the Bell anyway!
He could always pretend he played A.C. Slater and tell her that Mario Lopez actually played his nerdy friend who kept getting shoved in lockers!
Then again, he might be better off hitting on one of the gals who isn't married to a man old enough to have served in several wars!
Either way… GO AMERICA, GO!
See more pics of young Courtney & her much younger "twins" (below)!
[Image via Channel 5.]