All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Are all our Real Housewives of New Jersey ladiez going to end up in the big house?? Real Housewives of Prison, anyone?
Well, don't get ahead of yourselves yet, Perezcious readers!
While Teresa Giudice is facing 50 or more years in prison, a few of her Housewives costars ARE facing charges, but certainly won't be sent away for that long!
Jacqueline and Chris Laurita, and Joe Gorga should be thanking the meatball gods above because they just might catch a break as the charges they're facing from a fight have just been reduced to misdemeanors. So no, brother and sister probably won't be serving time together!
The charges are from a fight earlier this year that involved John Karagiorgis at the oh-so famous and fight-inducing store Posche 2.
Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing and expecting a different result? Yup, we thought so…
John claims the Housewives firecrackers attacked him while they claim he went after them and had actually been harassing them for years! But we're guessing it doesn't matter what ANYONE is claiming because Bravo's cameras reportedly captured the fight while filming for the current season!
Ahhh, Bravo really does do it all!
The threesome will allegedly be in court on September 5th while Teresa will probably be at the beach soaking in her possible last weeks of freedom.