One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Can this day get any better??
Well, with the VMAs tonight, we're sure it'll try! But it's already totes ridic!
Swifty actually brought THE Jennifer Lopez on stage to perform Jenny From The Block!
They straight up kill it, and don't even get us started on the dance moves! Both ladiez break it down like beasts!
Oh and the glittery outfits! Srsly, it doesn't get more fab than this.
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