Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Oh, Taylor Swift! You sassy minx, you!!
Accepting the VMA for Best Female Video, our angel of revenge made sure to torch the ex who helped her win the Moonman via inspiration.
Rocking the biggest balls of the night, Swifty said:
"I want to thank the person who inspired the song, who knows exactly who is he, because now I have one of these."
But don't worry, Directioners… it couldn't have been Harry Styles as she wrote I Knew You Were Trouble way before Haylor was a twinkle in our enthusiastic, tearful eye.
So place your bets, Perezcious readers!! Who was the cannon aimed at?
Unless of course it was about the first time she and Harry connected, in the Spring of 2012! Hmm…