One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Jake looks so innocent as he enjoys his lazy Sunday that he can’t POSSIBLY be the ex Taylor Swift credited/burned THAT NIGHT as the inspiration for her VMA-winning song, I Knew You Were Trouble, right?
But even if he is, that’s DEF some trouble we wouldn’t mind getting into! LOLz!!!
Ch-ch-check out more of the cute couple (below)!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.com.]