All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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So he did the only thing that made sense. He got down on one knee and gave her a big old smooch on the hand!
After showing some serious PDA with her royal highness's hand, he got up, looked her in the eye and said "______________"!
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