That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
So he did the only thing that made sense. He got down on one knee and gave her a big old smooch on the hand!
After showing some serious PDA with her royal highness's hand, he got up, looked her in the eye and said "______________"!
[Image via AP Images.]