Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Don Jon is the flick he wrote and directed himself, and it is pure SEX!!
Ch-ch-check out the hot and steamy trailer (above)!
Wowzers! Talk about a Premium Rush! You can smell their sexual tension from here!
Maybe we should to write our own movie, too!
Yes!!! We'll call it The Salty Swede!
All we need now is a camera, a viking helmet, six pounds of extra greasy whale blubber, and Alexander Skarsgård's contact info!!!
But we digress…
JGL's Don Jon is set to sweep us off our feet on September 27th!