That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Oops!.. She did it again!
We aren't sure if there's a technical term for blue balls of the soul, but that's what we have going on right now!!
Earlier this afternoon Britney Spears tweeted out a super mysterious message about rehearsing for something extra-special, but she didn't say what!!!
And now we're dying to find out more!!!
Taking a quick break to say hi to all my tweeps :) Rehearsing for something top secret happening next week… #WERK
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) August 28, 2013
Aww! Thanks for giving back to your tweeps, gurl, but we need to know what wonderful secrets you have in store!
Is Brit joining the space program? Making a cameo on The Newsroom?? Putting out a new single with Hall & Oates???
We're desperate over here!!
Either way, we love that she's so focused on her
[Image via Jive Records.]