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Isn't she absolutely flawless?!
Every word that comes from Emma Stone's adorable mouth is a beautiful flower planted in an endless garden of sweetness and humility!!
Emma's most prized asset isn't her lovely body, and it isn't her disarming smile, and it definitely isn't the Crazy, Stupid, Love Blu-Ray she forced Ryan Gosling to sign… It's her wit!!
"I would much rather be seen as funny than sexy. And I love watching comedies. When I was growing up, I fell in love with the old Saturday Night Live shows and I was inspired by people like Steve Martin, Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, and John Candy. They were real trailblazers for me."
Good news, gurl — you don't need to settle for one or the other!! The world clearly recognizes your comedic talents and your sex appeal!!
You win at life!!
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