We told you this might happen last week, but now it's official!
Our beloved Bradley Cooper will play Rocket Raccoon in Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy!!!
Woo hoo!!! We cannot wait to see his marvel-ous man-muscles displayed on the big screen and… Wait, he's playing a raccoon?! An animated raccoon?!
Ugh!!! Nooo!! What about his biceps? What about his triceps? What about his pecs? HAS ANYONE EVEN CONSIDERED HIS SPARKLING BLUE EYES?!
Maybe director James Gunn would do
us the world the great courtesy of nixing the CGI and throwing the Oscar-nominated actor into a raccoon-print speedo instead.
Sigh. Probz not.
comic book adaptation playbook has several silver linings!!
Two of them are the named Zoe Saldana and the super stud-ly Chris Pratt, and they also star in the flick!
Guardians of the Galaxy is all set to blow our minds and tickle our ballz on August 1, 2014.
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