One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
The We Can't Stop singer may not yet be ready to bare her soul on her party-inspired album, but we're pretty sure she's comfortable showing us everything else!
Between crotch grabbing, transparent shirt wearing, and pants forgetting, Miley really knows how to tease a record!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the bawdy brand new promotional art for Bangerz!
[Image via RCA Records.]