P stands for Paula Patton — Robin Thicke's super sexy, super smart wifey boo.
P also stands for Photoshop — the trickster tool we hope is behind such dirty behavior as depicted in the photo above!!
Though, as much as we wanna believe Robin would never engage in real-life foul play, this looks all too real to us. And now the lines of marriage fidelity have been blurred!
We know Paula's cool with music video flirting, but this photograph shows Robin groping some random blonde's BUTT (and possibly more down undah) at what is presumed to be 1OAK, the location of his VMA after-party.
Oh no, Robin… Miley Cyrus might have forced her twerking on your junk, but this one looks like it's all on you, buddy!! Unless Paula approves of this kind of debauchery, we'd totally understand if she got pissed over this. Dude… Paula's a TEN!
[Image via Twitter.]