This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Well, there goes Johnny!
According to a Hollywood source, acting legend Jack Nicholson has quietly retired.
The source says the 76-year-old Oscar-winner, who apart from Lakers games has stayed out of the public eye lately, does not plan on doing any more films.
"There is a simple reason behind his decision - it’s memory loss. Quite frankly, at 76, Jack has memory issues and can no longer remember the lines being asked of him. His memory isn’t what it used to be."
Aww! How sad! We hope this isn't a sign of worse health issues. But if Jack has decided not to come back, we can only respect the decision.
After all, with such legendary films as Easy Rider and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest under his belt, he's already had one of the most successful movie careers of all time!