We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Or so says Michael, at least. When asked if he had a crisis at home recently, the Solitary Man was quick to quell rumors that his marriage had hit a Wall Street:
"I have a crisis at home? No, I think the press has a crisis. We are fine. My wife and I are fine. We've taken a temporary separation but the press, it gives you stuff to write about."
DAY-UM, Michael, you IZ fine! But seriously, we're glad to hear that this parting of way is only temporary and not a fatal attraction! Because if they did divorce, we fully expect a War of the Roses to go down.
In the meantime, we hope that he can get someone else to romance his stone! LOLz!
[Image via Adriana M. Barranza/WENN.]