If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
T-Swizzle & Betty White have so much in common you could practically call them twinzies!!!
There's sadly no truth to the rumor that John Mayer and our favorite Golden gal once spent a romantic weekend together in Boca Raton, but the REAL similarities Betty & Swifty-poo share are just as juicy!!!
Both women were born east of the Mississippi River sometime after the American Revolutionary War, for starters! Also, each lovely lady will be thought of every time we enjoy a frothy pint of Guinness!
They gave the definitely NOT evil Betty the Guinness World Record for Longest TV Career for an Entertainer (Female), because of her continued boob tube brilliance for the past 74 years!
In a statement, Mrs. White admitted:
"I was astounded when [Guinness World Records] called to tell me. Who? Me!?! It's such as honor. The book has always been fascinating to me. I can't believe I'm now associated with it."
Guinness put Swifty in their record book for being the First Solo Female with Two Million-Selling Weeks on the U.S. Albums Chart!!
Hooray for her, too!!!
Hopefully these two impressive ladies share a celebratory beer some cloudy afternoon!
Tags: alcohol, betty white, business blitz, gifs, guinness, guinness book of world records, guinness world records, impressive, inspiration, john mayer, kim kardashian, kris humphries, music industry, taylor swift, tv news, world record