If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
OMG! Will baby North West be there??
Sure, we're totes curious about what will be going down during Kanye West's NEW tour for his Yeezus album, but we're MORE curious about whether or not Kim Kardashian will be by his side with their little doll dressed in the appropriate colors.
But while we wait for confirmation on that, back to the real music news!
Yeezy will be heading out on a Yeezus Tour with dates announced in Canada and America! Not only that, but he'll be joined by Kendrick Lamar as his opening act. He'll also be bringing along surprise guests who will be announced at a later date. Jay Z, perhaps? Taylor Swift? LOLz!
Talk about MA-JOR!
And in case you don't think this is all that big of news, this is his FIRST solo tour in FIVE years!
So you know Yeezy is gonna bring it BIG!
Oct. 19: Seattle, WA KeyArena
Oct. 20: Vancouver, B.C. Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
Oct. 22: San Jose, CA SAP Center
Oct. 23: Oakland, CA Oracle Arena
Oct. 25: Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena
Oct. 26: Los Angeles, CA STAPLES Center
Nov. 1: Salt Lake City, UT EnergySolutions Arena
Nov. 3: Denver, CO Pepsi Center
Nov. 5: Minneapolis, MN Target Center
Nov. 7: Chicago, IL United Center
Nov. 10: Detroit, MI Palace of Auburn Hills
Nov. 12: Toronto, Ont. Air Canada Centre
Nov. 14: Montreal, Que. Bell Centre
Nov. 16: Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center
Nov. 17: Boston, MA TD Garden
Nov. 19: Brooklyn, NY Barclays Center
Nov. 21: Washington, DC Verizon Center
Nov. 23: New York, NY Madison Square Garden
Nov. 29: Miami, FL AmericanAirlines Arena
Nov. 30: Tampa, FL Tampa Bay Times Forum
Dec. 1: Atlanta, GA Philips Arena
Dec. 6: Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
Dec. 7: Houston, TX Toyota Center
[Image via Kanye West's Official Site.]