One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Madonna releases her MDNA World Tour DVD next Tuesday, and this first glimpse is all the proof you'll ever need that Her Madgesty's still reigns supreme!
Ch-ch-check out her live Vogue performance (above)!
ZOMG!!! It's pure perfection!!!! Madonna absolutely, positively, 100% still rules our universe!!
Long live the queen! Long live the queen!
The MDNA tour vid hits shelves September 10th!