Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Hmm was one of her exes the Maitre D'? Was the owner a Harry Styles fan?
No, looks like it was all because of full reservations and a booked house.
That's right, Gjelina knew Taylor was trouble when she walked in…but only because there was no way they could give her and her Hailee seats, even though Tay Tay probably pleaded for them to please just say yes!
Then, after she got rejected, she probably told them to shut the f*ck up, like she does.
Hopefully Hailee was there to cool her down! Gurl's got true grit!
The last time someone with that Indiana Jones hat was in Venice, they were searching for the Holy Grail. While they eventually found it, unfortunately Taylor was not lucky enough to find a table in that snazzy fedora. She chose…poorly!
What wasn't chosen poorly? Those two AHmazing dresses Hailee and Taylor wore! If they couldn't get in wearing those, Gjelina probably was booked!
Bold move, Gjelina! Taylor's breakup song about you will be long and cruel…just like waiting for a table on a busy night! LOLz!
UPDATE: Swifty's rep denies the rumor.
[Image via MalibuJoe/AKM-GSI.]