He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
ZOMG! We love these two!!!!!
Aww, look at the excitable expression on his face! That's not something you see every day in the biggest hipster hotspot this side of Brooklyn!!
Whether you're bumping into LiLo at rehab, eating fresh with Colin Farrell at a Subway, or Lamar Odom is ramming into your ass on the 101, most folks can't go a week in Hollywood without bumping into someone with their own star on the Walk of Fame!!
While most of El Lay is too jaded and too worried about looking too-cool-for-school to notice, Dianna's boyfriend strays from the pack!!
We aren't sure whether he's pointing so passionately at the valet, Brad Pitt, Sasquatch, or just a shiny nickel, but Nick looks excited to be alive!!
And that's precisely why we love him!!
Hopefully these two stay fall in love, buy a house, adopt puppies, and have a magical destination wedding that we definitely want to be invited to as long as it's not anywhere cold!!
Keep up the good work, kids!!
[Image via National Photo Group.]