We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
RoboCop has finally been rebooted!
In more ways than one!
See, the film franchise was rebooted (1) and its star, a crime-fighting cyborg, was rebooted, too (2)! Get it now?!
We're just excited Paul Verhoeven's sardonic sci-fi epic from 1987 is getting a much needed modern makeover!!
Ch-ch-check out the first official trailer (above)!
Oooh! We spy with our little eyes Samuel L. Jackson, robots, Gary Oldman, explosions, Jay Baruchel, witty one liners, and even The Actor Formerly Known As Batman, a.k.a., Michael Keaton!!!
AMAZEBALLZ!!! We'd buy that for a dollar!
RoboCop cleans up the mean streets of Detroit next February, so you'd better get ready!!!