This is easily one of the coolest things we have ever done over the last 11 years!!!!
In the nineties, Oasis was the biggest thing to come out of England. Noel Gallagher and his brother Liam topped the charts with hit after hit.
But today Noel is NOT happy with the state of pop music! The 2013 GQ Icon award winner says:
"Pretty f**king dreadful, the music is. I can't get my head round pop music. It's all on the same frequency. It all seems designed to aggravate my teeth. You know music that makes your teeth hurt? There's a lack of soul on Radio 1. I mean, what is going to be the future of chart music?"
But Noel thinks the awful radio is the perfect place for One Direction! The boys get the brunt of his NSFW ire! He says:
"Everybody's winning out of it. One Direction aren't working in the local f**king Costcutter, so they're winning. The geezer who's writing the f**king s**t tunes - he's winning. He's got f**king new houses coming out of his earholes. The record company are winning - 'cos they're all getting their f**king bonuses at Christmas. The young 12-year-old girls are winning because one day they might actually grow up to give one of them a blowjob. They're all winning. No one's losing.
The only people who are losing are idiots like me at 9:30 in the morning when you're trying to get the kids out the door for school, and they're f**king murdering one of Blondie's songs."
Ouch! We guess Noel did not like 1D's cover of One Way Or Another!
Harsh words from the man who used to be known for his beautiful sounds!
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