Laura may have mysteries... but Debra puts it all out in the open!
We suspect she'll have to cover up much, MUCH more in order to get married to Davey Detail at a nunnery!
So much so, Rose is pretty much doing a 180 and having the purest wedding possible! Or at least having her wedding at the purest place possible!
"We're getting married October 12th at a mansion. It used to be a nunnery, so it's perfect for me. As everyone knows, I am a nun!"
At least she has a sense of humor about the irony!
But we're totes relieved to hear she won't be sexing up the nunnery with a raunchy dress because Rose will be wearing Oscar de la Renta for her big day.
He doesn't make nekkid dresses, right?
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