There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Uh, uh, uh, really?!
But that's the only place she'll be popping for him, because the man who can claim he was her first boyfriend can also claim he was the first man (and probably the only) who cheated on her!
"The bigger star she became, the more I didn’t think I was good enough. One night, when she was out of town, I went to a bar with friends and ended up sleeping with another woman. Over the course of a few years I cheated on her about five times, but I never told her until after we broke up."
Srsly?! Cheating on Queen Bey? The bootylicious bombshell of everyone's dreams?!
Well, at least we can tell you he's smart enough now to know he should regret every minute of it as he added:
"Who cheats on a woman as beautiful as Beyoncé? Well, I am that man and it’s something that’ll always haunt me. Once she began dating Jay Z I knew we were doomed and I could never win her back. But I know that no matter what, she will always love me."
Booooy, she probably will always love you for goofing because now she's loving life with Jay and Blue Ivy!
But thanks for making the rest of us feel better because if Bey can be cheated on, anyone fabulous can be cheated on!