No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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If you've ever wondered if these two were chemically engineered out of a Martha Stewart magazine, you might be right!!
Not only did they have a wedding fit for her approval on September 9 of last year, they continue living their perfect country-suburban lives with grace and decadence.
After being spotted in Charleston over the weekend, they headed further down to Savannah, Georgia where Mrs. Wilkes Dining Room had the pleasure of serving them for their special occasion.
How dee-vine! *waves fan*
"They were absolutely darling. I asked them what they were doing in Savannah, and she said it was their anniversary and they had never been able to get in the restaurant before. Nobody made a fuss over them. I know the other people sitting at the table knew who they were, but they didn't say anything to them about who they were and that was nice. I thanked [the other diners] for that. When he put that smile on me, I nearly fainted. He is so good-looking, and she was so sweet and so pretty."
The two had apparently waited in a line outside, and once they were seated, they shared the table with six others for plates of fried chicken, homemade biscuits, macaroni and cheese, cabbage, meatloaf, and butter beans. MMMM!!!
Sorry, we should have warned you there might be a lil' food porn.
NSFD — not suitable for your diet, LOLz!
But hey, as much as they enjoyed the savory meal, they left before the sweets came out! The big batch of banana pudding never touched their perfectly balmed lips! What a travesty!!
We hear they left a good tip, though. *snaps*
Have U celebrated an anniversary recently? If so, tell us how in the comments (below)!!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]